I Hate Making Meal Plans.
Why can’t the folks in this house survive off pistachios and tea, I can. Yesterday my 4-year old had the nerve to ask me “Why are you making that AGAIN?” My response “Because you can’t cook yet”. He tried it.
I hate everything about meal plans; I can never think of enough side dishes to complete my meal plan. And I’m fresh out of ideas for interesting veggies dishes.
It’s Doing Too Much
It’s way too many steps involved in the whole cooking process and I’m pretty much over it.
I have to plan each meal, go get the ingredients, cook the meal and clean it up 3x’s a day?!
It’s doing too much.
Why don’t they sell everything I need at Costco!?I love Costco. I have to start at Costco and stop by Whole Foods for veggies that my family-husband included won’t eat anyway. What is the point of it?
I don’t have the patience for meal planning and I’m tired of cooking.
Why can’t kids survive off milk and animal crackers? I buy them organic doesn’t that count for something? My husband needing lunch has pretty much forced me to cook EVERY SINGLE DAY which has also forced me to do what? MEAL PLAN! I would be fine with him surviving off a 4 for 4 from Wendy’s but I would like for him to be around to see our kids grow up so that’s dead.
I hate meal planning. Meal planning for me is like taking the same test every single month and I still ain’t studied for it.
I seriously get anxiety when my husband asks me if the meal plan is done.
I need a personal chef. I’m thinking about getting a job solely for the purpose of hiring a chef to cook and plan my meals. I just can’t do it anymore.
I’m considering indentured servitude in exchange for a personal chef or somebody’s grandmama to come over here and relieve me of this burden I face month after month.
I’m stressed. I’m sitting here writing this and I could totally be working on my meal plan but nope- I hate meal plans.
The System Was Designed For Me To Fail
Why didn’t they teach me how to meal plan in high school, or college, or at a training or workshop at one of the dozens of jobs I’ve had in my life? Why didn’t they teach me?!
Food is a basic necessity , right? So why didn’t they teach me how to meal plan when they taught me how to brush my teeth? The system was designed for me to fail.
Don’t they know that the kitchen is the heart of the home? Someone, please fill my heart with some new meal ideas cause I ain’t got no more. I think my family might be tired of chicken breast. I could totally eat chicken breast every day. A large part of why I struggle with meal planning is because I’m terrified that everything is full of cancer. No, I seriously I’m terrified, and buying everything organic is killing my pockets!
I wish my family could survive off breast milk and organic chicken broth cause that’s like the only thing I’m trusting nowadays, or maybe that’s the only thing I feel like cooking; homemade breastmilk and warmed up organic chicken broth. I hate making meal plans.