Remember that scene in Waiting to Exhale when Bernadine burned all that suckas clothes and car to the ground and sold the remaining item for $1 at a garage sale (that’s my kinda garage sale)? All I kept thinking was “Go, Bernie! Get Him Girl!”
You have not loved until you have wanted to destroy the person you thought you loved in an effort to make you feel better or to make them feel as awful as you do.
Last week I posed the question “What’s the pettiest thing you’ve done after a breakup?” on my Facebook Fan Page and the responses I received were downright genius, some are hilarious and some were even criminal but they all had one thing in common; They were #petty.
Women came out of the woodworks telling of all the hilarious and horrible (amazing) things they’ve done to their ex’s after a breakup and I just have to share it with you-don’t worry they gave me permission to share. But first before I give you everybody else’s Tea it’s only right I spill my own.
The pettiest thing I’ve done after a breakup: Call the guys house (we were in high school and I had access to a school phone line) pretending to be a teacher and told his “very strict” Father that he had been cutting classes, it was wrong but he broke my teenage heart and he HAD to pay. I also ordered 50 pizzas and sent them to his house. I always wonder what happened with that.
Anywho here’s the list, keep in mind these accounts are told firsthand.